LAGU BUDAK-BUDAK

Mak pergi pasar
Mak beli kereta kuda
Kereta kuda siapa
Kereta kuda anak dara Cina
Kamu mahu warna apakah?

*Lepas tu sambungan dia apa ek? Sumpah aku tak ingat. Berminggu aku pikir ni. Tolonglah diri saya ini. :-(

P/S: Kepada peminat Imran Ajmain, dari 1 April lalu sehingga 25 April (tarikh lahir Imran Ajmain) beliau (berhormat betul bunyinya) dengan baik hatinya telah merelakan (bunyi macam terpaksa je) 25 buah lagu-lagunya di muat turun. SATU hari SATU lagu. Info lanjut di website Imran Ajmain.

Apa jadi dengan lagu-lagu tersebut selepas 25 April korang tanyalah tuan punya lagu sendiri. :-)

*Bila ada member nyanyi lagu Aliff Aziz, aku cuma perlu cakap 'Jangan Ganggu Pacarku' dan dia terus'TIDAK!!!' sebelum nyanyi lagu lain. Bukan anti sebab semua lagu dalam album baru Aliff Aziz best-best. Tapi first single album tu... (makin aku tulis makin entah apa-apa jadinya. Cepat full stop!). Lagu menarik dalam album terbaru Aliff Aziz yang berjudul 'Aliff Aziz' (bagi aku): Hanya Lagu dan Setiap Detik. Eh, macam familiar je...

Full Stop Now!
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Bila Jumpa Tukang Tilik

Seorang lelaki menemui seorang penilik nasib Bangladesh.

"Ya encik ada apa saya boleh tolong sama encik?" tanya penilik nasib itu.

"Isteri saya cakap kalau saya mahu kahwin lagi satu saya kena tunggu dia mati dulu. Saya mahu tahu bila dia mahu mati". Kata lelaki itu.

"Oh... Boleh encik, boleh," penilik nasib itu menilik dengan penuh penghayatan. Tiba-tiba,

"Encik boleh kahwin lagi satu encik," kata penilik nasib. Lelaki tersebut gembira.

"Tetapi encik mesti mahu tunggu lagi 15 tahun untuk isteri encik mati," sambung penilik nasib itu lagi. Lelaki tersebut terkejut dan mencongak menghitung.

"Tak boleh buat dia mati lagi cepat ke?" Tanya lelaki tersebut.

"Aiyoyo, saya cuma tukang tilik, bukan tukang bunuh orang," kata tukang tilik ketakutan.

"Tak apalah. Saya tak jadi kahwin lagi satulah kalau macam tu,"
kata lelaki tersebut sebelum meninggalkan tukang tilik. Setelah lelaki tersebut berlalu dengan kecewa, tukang tilik menelefon seseorang.

"Puan, hal puan dengan suami puan sudah settle. Dia tak mahu kahwin lain. Duit jangan lupa masuk akaun ya?"
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SEORANG LELAKI DAN KUBUR

Ada seorang lelaki kematian isteri. Setiap hari dia akan datang ke pusara isterinya untuk membaca Yasin dan menyiram pusara tersebut. Ini menyebabkan orang kampung mengejek lelaki tersebut dan menuduhnya gila.

Satu hari seorang imam masjid menemui lelaki tersebut.
"Kenapa kamu datang ke sini setiap hari dan menyiram pusara isteri kamu?" Tanya imam tersebut.
Lelaki tersebut menjawab.

"Waktu isteri saya masih hidup, dia selalu bisikkan di telinga saya, 'kalau saya mati dulu, abang kena pastikan kubur saya berumput dahulu baru abang boleh kahwin lagi'. Sebab tulah saya selalu siram kubur arwah isteri saya."
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Making Mistake

when I making mistake,
It's mean that I'm normal

When I'm not making mistake
It's mean that I'm learning from mistake

When I teach others
It didn't mean that
I don't want them
Making mistake
I just love to share
The learning that I get
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Terus hidup

Aku mahu hidup
Dalam udara
Yang segar yang hamis
walau yang berjerebu sekalipun
Asalkan udara mengingatiku

Aku mahu hidup
dalam lautan
Yang biru yang berminyak
Walau yang berbadai sekalipun
Asalkan laut mengingatiku

aku mahu hidup
Dalam api
Yang marak yang berasap
Walau yang beracun sekalipun
Asalkan api mengingatiku

Aku mahu hidup
Dalam tanah
Yang kasar yang lembik
Walau yang bercacing sekalipun
Asalkan tanah mengingatiku

Namun
Udara akan terus berjerebu
Laut akan terus berbadai
Api akan terus beracun
Tanah akan terus bercacing
Tanpa aku

Di mana aku kan terus hidup?
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Cemburu

Melihat dia menanti
Betapa riang rasa di hati
Saat mula langkah kaki
Tiba-tiba engkau muncul
Tersenyum goda matanya

Namun aku tidak ragu
Ku tulus percayakannya
Tapi aku tetap ingin katakan

Jangan engkau ganggu cintanya
Jauhkan ku dari hatinya
Tidak cukup ayat-ayat indahmu
Pesona budimanmu
Kenyit-kenyit, lagu cinta
Untuknya

Jangan engkau alihkan kasihnya
Biar hanya berkawan saja
Tidak cukup madah-madah manismu
Muscle-muscle sasamu
Teddy-teddy, coklat-coklat
Untuknya

Aku hanya insan
punya perasaan
Tapi rasa sayang ini
Ikhlas buatnya

*idea muncul lepas dengar Jangan Ganggu Pacarku. Siap boleh nyanyi pakai lagu yang sama.*

(^-^)
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S. P. M

aku berjalan Seorang
Menikmati indah Pagi
aku berjalan Sendiri
Melangkah kaki Menuju janji

Saat tiba
resah gelisah gundah
Menjadi Satu rasa
Penantian yang Menyeksakan
bagai tidak Mahu lari
dari ruang kancil hatiku

Mata ditutup
kertas putih dipegang
Mata dibuka
aku Pengsan
*gedebak*

(^-^) imaginasi semata-mata
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MASIH ADA

Menanti muncul mentari
Dia menari bersama kabus suci
Menarikan keindahan
Menarikan kecantikan abadi

Dia menari dalam ketawa
Dia ketawa dalam merana
Dia merana dalam cinta
Dia cinta dalam sengsara

Dikatanya dia lupa segala
Namun rasa itu
Sesungguhnya masih ada

* laptopku rosak tapi happy masih dapat post benda mengarut pakai android. (^-^)

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sahaja

saje try...
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when you blogging using android. You can write the title only.

Now I Remember

Aku blurr tak tahu nak tulis apa dalam bahasa apa. So, bila ternampak beberapa tulisan biru dalam folder draft, aku tekan jelah. TADAA!!! (Padahala new entry muncul kat atas sekali kot. HAPPADAH)

GOWWWIN’ UP!!! (^_^)

Now I Remember

Aku blurr tak tahu nak tulis apa dalam bahasa apa. So, bila ternampak beberapa tulisan biru dalam folder draft, aku tekan jelah. TADAA!!! (Padahala new entry muncul kat atas sekali kot. HAPPADAH)

GOWWWIN’ UP!!! (^_^)

Hello Ghost (Korean Movie)

By looking at the cover reminding me of Hum Tum Aur Ghost (Hindi movie) and Ghost Town (Hollywood Movie). A bunch of ghost return to earth making chaos to one lifeless person until the person fulfilled their wish. This Kim Young-tak’s handmade have a little bit of family twist.

Before all of you say what the fish or sqeeky sqeeky sqank sqank, allow me to give to you ‘Hello Ghost’, a Korean movie directed by Kim Young-tak. It’s a story about Sang-man, an orphan that want to commit suicide. Well, he die but come back to life with extra soul. Not 1, not 2 but 4 souls. A smoking man, a pervert old guy, a crying woman and a big eater kid. He must fulfilled all their wishes to make them go away and he will die in peace. During his missions, he fall in love with a nurse, Jung Yun-soo.

What I like about this movie is Cha Tae-hyun, as Sang-man. Not about his looks (believe me, NOT all Korean are cute) but his performance and act. He can adapt the difference of this four soul without using a lot of dialogues. But we can understand which soul that had get into him in no time. Like in the police station scene, we can see him changing as himself and the smoking guy in just, a blink. And that not-very-cute face of Cha Tae-hyun is so dame *the sound , not the word* popular in Korea (don’t believe me? The Sassy Girl, Speed Scandal, who the lead character in those movie? Data, data, data).

The message is simple, appreciate everyone you have now before it’s too late. When they gone, live your life. This movie really touch my heart that my eyes can’t stop crying (this should be a comedy, right?).

Before I forgot, it’s U: Suitable For All Age.

P/S: Better watch the trailer first. They put much effort in it.      

And yeah, no sub. If you watch the movie you can watch the sub.

ANATA. . . KAWAII!!! (^_^)

Pippi Peponopolis

Mr. Popper’s Penguins is not one my favorite movie but that film is still in my lappy for months (and I watch it a lot too). The one that make me did not want to delete this movie is Pippi Peponopolis, Mr. Popper’s personal assistant. She process Mr. Popper’s paperworks and procure Mr. Popper’s periodicals.

Pippi have unique personality. Minus she can do better than Mr. Popper himself and have accent, she also make sure that in every sentences she said, there will always word that start with the letter ‘P’.

Not only that, there also put a touch of purple in her outfit. The details in her character make her hard to be forgotten.

‘Mr. Popper. Phew. Punctuality is a priority for this particular person.’ 

GOWWWIN’ UP!!!

A Start From A Fool Scene 1

A girl was waiting to be auditioned for a musical theater.

She was bored.

She saw a CCTV camera and wave to it.

The camera moved a little.

The girl toke out a notebook and a pen from her bag.

She wrote something as big as she can and put it in front of the camera.

‘Are you bored?’

The camera moved up and down.

The girl wrote another note.

‘Me either.’

She put her note down and start singing and dancing Korean version of ‘The Three Bears’. The camera follow her every single move.

When she was finished dancing, the camera move up and down, left and right happily.

She take a bow to the camera.

The camera do the same.

Then she hear someone clapping.

A Start From A Fool Scene 3

Maia get into the front stage with her right broken leg.

She is standing in front of a woman, a man and a chair.

The woman ask her.

‘What’s wrong with your leg?’

Another guy came in before Maia start answering.

He open the door and straight to the empty chair.

He is drinking straight from a mineral bottle.

‘Sorry guys, I’m late but I’ve seen an incredible performance today at our lobby. Please continue.’

Maia thought she had seen that guy before but that place is too dark and a big light only showed to her.

‘Miss Maia?’

‘While I at the lobby a guy told me to break a leg. So I do it.’

The guy that drinking spilled all his drinking water at the table.

He look straight at Maia.

The woman ask,

‘Do you know this girl, Jerry?’

The guy said,

‘No. I just… this… this drink is so bad. GIVE ME ANOTHER DRINK!’

The woman focus on Maia again.

‘Miss Maia. Break a Leg is a proverb. It’s mean good luck.’

‘Well, as you know, I’m not very pro about the verb and one of myUmi’s quotes’ is Don’t Believe Any Stranger.’

Maia put her hands in the air and look up as someone up there smirking at her.

‘I get it now. Thanks for reminding me. THANKS A LOT!’

The guy in the middle said,

‘How you want to dance if you have a broken leg?’

Maia put a fox smile at her face.

‘It’s mean that I don’t get the job, right? Oh well… HIT IT!’

Maia danced and hold her pain at the same time.

The guy in the middle stopped her.

‘Stop it. YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE DANCER!’

Maia stopped.

Her fox smile still at her face.

She take a bow and move to the backstage.

The first jury complain.

‘Huh, I just think that girl just want to take our pity to cover our misjudge. She doesn’t have any talent at all.’

Jerry said, as cool as he can be,

‘She got talent. She just dumb.’

‘Excuse me? Have you seen her dancing?’

Jerry smirked, put a CD in front of her nose.

‘As the matter of fact, yes I have. Both legs.’

*kisah ini sekadar suka-suki buat selamber badak. Tak pernah terfikir pasal ending. But I try to finish it. and mind my grammar, or grammy or whatever they call ‘tatabahasa’ in English.

GOWWWIN’ UP!!! (^_^)

READY TO READ (ONE)

‘Every man will pay the penalty for his own misdeeds. The man who remember this will be angry with no one, revile no one, blame no one, offend no one, hate no one.’

- Epictetus

Probably no other man in American history was ever more denounced and hated and double-crossed than Lincoln. Yet Lincoln, according to Herndon’s classic biography,

“never judged man by his like or dislike for them. If any given act was to be performed, he could understand that his enemy could do it just as well as anyone. If a man had maligned him or been guilty of personal ill-treatment,and was the fittest man for the place, Lincoln would give him that place, just as soon as he would give it to a friend. … I do not think he ever removed a man because he was his enemy or because he disliked him.”

Perhaps Lincoln was right. If you and I had inherited the same physical, mental, and emotional characteristics that our enemies have inherited, and is life had done to us what it has done to them, we would act exactly as they do. we couldn’t possibly do anything else. As Clarence Darrow used to say: “To know all is to understand all, and this leaves no room for judgment and condemnation.” So instead of hating our enemies, let’s pity them and thank God that life has not made us what they are. Instead of heaping condemnation and revenge of out enemies, let’s given them our understanding, our sympathy, our help, our forgiveness and our prayers.

(from How To Stop Worrying And Start Living, a book by Dale Carnegie)  

GOWWWIN’UP!!!

(^_^)

HAPPY DAY :)

Lost my money.

Lost my mood.

Lost my tears.

Not lost my God.

 

I’ve been busy nowadays with a lot of stuff. With a lot of things happen around me, I thought I will be left behind. No, the right words is I HAD BEEN LEFT BEHIND after being squashed, smashed, and hurt like crazy.

‘That’s all.’ * Devils Wear Prada*

I found this short film in Youtube and I like it. ENJOY!!!

GOWWWIN’ UP!!!

WHAT I DID NOT TELL HIM

Every week he will make us watch a bunch of short films, and we talk about it. Well, not all will got the chance, but whoever didn’t get that, they are so very lucky.

This is just a few addition from the ‘discussion’, my OWN thought. Today’s we’ve seen ‘No Man’s Land’ and just a word that come out yelling inside my head: REFLECTION. The kid reflect what his mum and dad said and done in his own way. He is using his dolls to show emotion inside his parents.

I think it’s quite interesting, using another tool to show what happening inside a man. Reminding me of Peterpan’s music video, Menghapus Jejakmu, although the MV show a girl follow exactly the same move the guy made.  

We also got ‘The Hurt Locker’ script (not all of the scenes). What make me interested to write here is this lines.

James: This box is full of stuff that almost killed me.

Eldridge: What’s this one from, Will?

James: That’s my wedding ring. Like I said, stuff that almost killed me.

How come a wedding ring can kill you? (0_o???

P/S: Need to watch the movie-lah nampaknya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLUjCTR1avQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drEaAwIllnc&feature=fvsr

GOWWWIN’ UP!!!

PAY, BACK, PLAY, BACK, BAYAR, BALIK, MAIN

“He, he. Playback time!”

“Oi, Hantu Cina! Kau watpe tu?”

“Shh, Jerangkung. Jangan kuat sangat. nanti konti lari.”

“Ponti? aku tak nampak dia pun. Pocong adalah.”

“Bukan Ponti, konti. Jangan sampai aku buat kelas Bahasa Melayu kat sini.”

“Ada mak kessah? Ni ha, yang kau menyorok belakang bambu ni apecerr? Nak kena hambat ngan Puteri Buluh Betung?”

“Aku nak kasi pelajaran terhebat kat Pocong sebab rampas NOKKS dari aku. He he, Pocong rasakan playback terhebat aku!”

“Playback? Mana tv nyer? mana video nyer?”

“??? Apa yang kau merapu merepak meraban ni?”

“Yelah. Kata nak buat playback. Mesti nak tengok pakai tv kan?”

“Aku nak balas dendam kat Poconglah, kangkung!”

“Balas dendam? Oh, tu bukan playback, tu payback. Tiba-tiba aku dah terbuat kelas Bahasa Inggeris kat sini.”

“Ye ek? Tak kisahlah. L kena tendang jer kot. Putus niat aku nak wat nyanya Pocong. Dahlah, aku nak tido. Malam karang ada shooting. Babai.”

“Alamak! Dok ingak nok mitok otogerah. Dakpe, dakpe. Eh, kenapa keluar suara Kelantan ni? Musykil mak.”