SHORT ANNOUNCEMENT

I just want to say happy fasting & Aidilfitri Mubarak.

Ok, bye...

Oh yeah, before I forgot, I make a Zine. 

Thank you... 

GOWWWIN' UP!!!
(^_^)

A Start From A Fool Scene 3

Maia get into the front stage with her right broken leg.

She is standing in front of a woman, a man and a chair.

The woman ask her.

‘What’s wrong with your leg?’

Another guy came in before Maia start answering.

He open the door and straight to the empty chair.

He is drinking straight from a mineral bottle.

‘Sorry guys, I’m late but I’ve seen an incredible performance today at our lobby. Please continue.’

Maia thought she had seen that guy before but that place is too dark and a big light only showed to her.

‘Miss Maia?’

‘While I at the lobby a guy told me to break a leg. So I do it.’

The guy that drinking spilled all his drinking water at the table.

He look straight at Maia.

The woman ask,

‘Do you know this girl, Jerry?’

The guy said,

‘No. I just… this… this drink is so bad. GIVE ME ANOTHER DRINK!’

The woman focus on Maia again.

‘Miss Maia. Break a Leg is a proverb. It’s mean good luck.’

‘Well, as you know, I’m not very pro about the verb and one of myUmi’s quotes’ is Don’t Believe Any Stranger.’

Maia put her hands in the air and look up as someone up there smirking at her.

‘I get it now. Thanks for reminding me. THANKS A LOT!’

The guy in the middle said,

‘How you want to dance if you have a broken leg?’

Maia put a fox smile at her face.

‘It’s mean that I don’t get the job, right? Oh well… HIT IT!’

Maia danced and hold her pain at the same time.

The guy in the middle stopped her.

‘Stop it. YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE DANCER!’

Maia stopped.

Her fox smile still at her face.

She take a bow and move to the backstage.

The first jury complain.

‘Huh, I just think that girl just want to take our pity to cover our misjudge. She doesn’t have any talent at all.’

Jerry said, as cool as he can be,

‘She got talent. She just dumb.’

‘Excuse me? Have you seen her dancing?’

Jerry smirked, put a CD in front of her nose.

‘As the matter of fact, yes I have. Both legs.’

*kisah ini sekadar suka-suki buat selamber badak. Tak pernah terfikir pasal ending. But I try to finish it. and mind my grammar, or grammy or whatever they call ‘tatabahasa’ in English.

GOWWWIN’ UP!!! (^_^)

Ku Chase Shadow Mu In Dream Ku

Hari ini Ambo begitu rindu untuk berbahasa Melayu. Minta maaflah kalau ada beberapa pelawat catatan Ambo tak faham bahasa yang Anbo gunakan. Ambo rajin melihat statistik berapa ramai yang telah membuka blog Ambo. Ribuan terima kasih yang tak terhingga kerana sudi menjenguk catatan Ambo yang kadang kala terkeluar landasan dan kadang kala mengelirukan. Maklumlah, Bahasa Inggeris Ambo sangatlah lemahnya…

Adalah satu hari Ambo masukkan satu lirik lagu yang memang Ambo minat sejak pertama kali mendengar lagu tersebut ke dalam blog ini. Tiba-tiba kawan sebelah Ambo bukalah blog catatan Ambo. Automatiknya keluarlah satu pertanyaan dari Google Chrome.

“This webpage is in Indonesian. Would you like to translate it in English?”

Kawan Ambo pun tekan ‘translate’ (tak tahulah kenapa dia buat macam tu). Tapi lepas sahaja lirik lagu itu ditukar bahasanya, lirik lagu cinta itu telah bertukar menjadi lirik lagu humor. Nak bagi contoh di sini pun agak susah sebenarnya.

Tapi sejak itu setiap kali kawan Ambo buka blog Ambo, pertanyaan itu tak pernah muncul lagi. Entah apa yang Ambo dah buat. Dulu rasa rimas dapat soalan yang sama. Sekarang rasa macam nak buat lagi. Kelakar punya pasal.

Kalau kalian berpeluang masuk blog Ambo melalui Google Chrome dan pertanyaan itu keluar, jangan segan-segan tekan perkataan ‘translate’. Bukan semua perkataan mampu di tukar bahasanya.

Ambo nak bercerita panjang lagi sebenarnya tapi kesian pulak pada mata kalian. Tak apalah. Selagi dapat unlimited wireless (ada beberapa webpage yang di’access denied’kan. Contoh terbaik: TORRENT) selagi itu Ambo takkan berhenti mencatat dan mencatit dan menulis dan mengarang dan menaip dan yang sama spesis dengannya.  

Oh ya, kalau kalian perasan sejak akhir-akhir ini Ambo selalu masukkan gambar dalam blog ini. Hal ini kerana (sekali macam tulis esei SPM da…) Ambo sedang membatakkan diri dengan telefon bimbit Sony Ericsson Ambo. Memang lepas ni akan ada banyak lagi gambar yang entah apa-apa entah. (^_^)

Okey, Ambo berhenti menaip sekarang. Tapi sebelum itu,

TWEET FOR TODAY

@ImranAjmain: “In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.” Anonymous.

And I totally agree with IT. (Ok, dah English balik)

GOWWWIN’ UP!!!